The Day I Realize I Need To Lose My Love-Handles & My Hump That My Mama Gave Me!

I just realized i have an addiction to food since i seriously had one of my worst nightmare.

I post it on my facebook, so to those who had read it you can skip this part:

I had a frightening dream two days ago. It was so bad, that when i woke up the illusion of the dream was so real I was basically shaking.

It started off with something like this:

My best friend, Ayuni and i was having a holiday in a chalet that i remembered vaguely as one in Langkawi where i use to stay before.

There was just the two of us, hanging out at the lobby when suddenly i saw a headless man near the hotel lift. As he turned and looked at us (well he can't really look per say, but he did turn his body towards us and the theme for X-Files came out of nowhere).

Scared out of our pants, we started running for our lives as we know his steps are not too far behind.

The first thing that comes in mind was our room, our only safe haven. Once we were inside, still out of breath, we heard a rustling sound.

Our eyes started scanning every inch of the room, looking for something amiss when suddenly
a woman came out of nowhere.

Holding a syringe, she moved so fast that by the time i realized Ayuni was stabbed violently is only when she fell to the floor.

The chemical automatically weakens her. As i cradled her head, my mind was racing with hundreds of thought somehow concluding that this event might be a conspiracy towards me.

My twisted mind concluded that chemical in the syringe was to make Ayuni lose her memory and that i was the only one seeing 'things' so they finally can slammed me to the nuthouse pleading insanity.

'Bangun!' the woman coldly instructs, a gun pointed to our head.

(and i was thinking where the hell was the headless guy???)

Still sobbing, i was clumsily carrying ayuni all the time begging the woman to take my life instead of hers.

'Kau tak nak mati kan? Satu syarat!' she told us menacingly.

I was nodding so vigorously that i didn't realized that ayuni was still weakly conscious and she too respond to the question.

'Kalau kau tak nak mati, kau kena diet! PAHAM! KAU KENA DIET! Dalam 3 bulan, aku tengok kau gemuk macam ni lagi, siap!!!' the woman half screamed at me.

KAPOWWW!

Then i woke, sweat glistening on my forehead and out of breath.

DAMN!! Aku pun tak tahu whether the dream is my subconscious telling me it's time to get serious about losing weight or what.. hmmm?

note : heheheh... ape laa yang aku merapik ni.. apa2 pun i am starting my No Grain Diet this week..

A Drama Queen Indeed!

And no, I don't mean to rant about somebody else but yet a person who stares back at me in the mirror. Yes, I'm cursed.. I'm a confessed DRAMA QUEEN.

I never really noticed it before, I admit I have a WILD imagination as in I used to imagine what if I marry my long-time sweetheart, Shahrukh, all the time. One time I even woke up believing that I just a round of sweaty urrmmm... you know.. things that people does when they are in love, full of passion, had a lot to drink..

Okayy..

I grew up with a father who was always the bigger and better drama king than any of us. I mean as royals, we do have a sense of our own eccentricities.

But that is another story altogether...maybe another sweet day I will recall how colorful it is growing up with my family.

Back to the issue, I always finds it funny how I always make fun of my brother and sister, retelling people tales of how a big drama they are.

Examples, when we were growing up we kept a stray cat because my brother has this thing for cats. My mum later told me that he feels as if those cats are his own personal shrink, but better because they don't talk back. But the problem was he never took care of it. My dad got so fed up he wanted to throw it out. Suddenly with eyes full of tears, eyes blaze red with anger,my brother started to slowly bang his head on the wall and I was like psyche! He later claimed that he was acting it out just for the sake of the cat.

HAH!

My sister, well.. once she wanted to go to town to buy a dress for a party and my mom was like dilly dallying. she was so pissed off she started to scream and rant on how important the party was to her and how my mum's act is deliberately ruining her life.. on and on and on.. and yes she kinda start kicking everyone from the backseat of the car.

While me. Hmmm.... It's funny but when I'm happy or sad I do hear music in the background. But the crescendo is higher when I'm in love.

I was with my sayang on the way to watch a movie at Cineleisure. As we were riding up the escalator, me as always wrrapped in my heavy shawl suddenly felt a tugged. My sayang's bangles was stuck at my shawl and he was desperately trying to pull it out and all I can do is flick my hair and turn.. and the music begins..



I fluttered my eyeleshes and started thinking "Omigod, I found my true love" .

And I smiled my most beautiful smile ever, hoping that my luminous pool of brown eyes will show him how I felt.



And he can say was " Ha! Beranganlah tu macam cerita hindustan!!!!"

Damn.. hehehehe.. At least I finally a bit of a hindi moment..

I forgot is it a curse again being a drama queen?

Nah, it's great being one.. :)

p/s: and guys I tak tipu u know, the situation is exactly like the movie..
Yessie

the start of a beginning..?

hi blogggers.. hehehe.. how cliche as that may sound (as if I'm a newbie in a star trek convention). i guess i simply wanted to share my love for words.. for writing.. always dream of making it as a novelist but i guess im just scared that i was not good enough..

i know.. i know.. positive thoughts will pave the way to success.. that's the reason why i started this blog so i can start polishing up my skills, even if it's just me or my mom (whom i will coerce to read it up) is it's reader.. hahahah.. life's funny that way..and as i am reading back this blog.. all i can say to myself..

"this is not my best creation and i have to stop using too many full stops"

so let's have a toast for me and my rantings of the future..

(and again there it is, the bloody full stops. i thinks its following me..du..du..du - accompanied by twillight zone SOT)

and scuzi for my exceptional article that doesn't make sense or even have the world reading it as if this article will change how people look at the world.

but my blog is here to stay!

love,

yessie